Crystal Allen


Crystal Allen has one of the best author bios ever:

I was born in a military hospital in Germany because my dad was in the Army. I’m the youngest of five children.

I spent lots of my young years in New Albany, Indiana where I was corn-shucking and multiplication queen of my third grade class.

I’m ambidextrous, which means I can write with both hands.

I wore a wig to school my entire fifth grade year because I hated my hair.

I had two dates to an eighth grade sweetheart dance in which I was a candidate for Sweetheart Queen. (whoops!) I apologized to both guys because one had asked me very, very early and I’d forgotten. It was awkward for awhile, but then all three of us shrugged, got on the dance floor and shook what our mommas gave us! Ended up being one of the best dances ever!

In high school, I taught everyone in our choir to do the robot and we performed it in a concert.

Like Lamar, I had asthma. I grew out of it, though, when I was 16.

I’m married, have two sons and we live in Texas. My husband’s parents and siblings are from Tennessee and when they come to visit, we have a Texas/Tennessee bowling war where we all talk trash and try to bowl like Lamar.

The raves are rolling in for her debut MG novel, HOW LAMAR’S BAD PRANK WON A BUBBA-SIZED TROPHY (Balzer + Bray/Harper Collins), and she’s as much fun to interview as her writing suggests.

Why do you write? What inspired particular works — an image, a conversation, a person, a situation, etc.?
Writing allows me to empty when characters fill my senses and beg for life. …How Lamar’s Bad Prank Won A Bubba-Sized trophy actually began as a ghost writing possibility. I didn’t get the job, but I loved my characters and wanted to do something with them. At that time, it was a chapter book, written in third person, with multi-cultural characters. I got lots of encouragement and direction from incredible people like Bernette Ford, Christine-Taylor Butler, Eileen Robinson and Dara Sharif, but something just wasn’t right with that story, and I couldn’t put my finger on it.

Can you describe some surprises along the way of a story?
In following with what I said above, one day, in the middle of a CSI episode, a teenage, African-American boy began walking around inside my head like he owned the place! He was struttin’ like a crazy child! I honestly thought I might need some medical intervention! But soon, the mental scenery changed as this boy took me to a bowling alley. The smells, the sounds, and the kids bowling, made it clear who was strutting around my brain. I can’t tell you much about that CSI episode, but I can tell you that moment switched my story from third-person to first and changed everything between Lamar and me.

What aspect of storytelling most appeals to you?
I love dialogue. I build my stories around what my characters say, how they say it, and who they’re saying it to! I also like to close my eyes and type what I see in my brain. That’s a great exercise. But, if you’re going to try that exercise, make sure your fingers are on the right keys!

What’s the biggest challenge?
My biggest challenge is keeping my personal thoughts out of the story. For instance, Lamar and I fought a lot. For example, one time, I hollered at my computer screen, flipped the hard drive switch to off, yanked the curtains closed and shut the door to my work station! And it was because I didn’t want Lamar to do something that he, as a thirteen-year-old boy, needed to do in the story. It was a very hard lesson for me to learn, but it was also a very good one.

What led you to the children’s writing industry?
For the longest time, I thought my two sons were tone deaf. Then, I realized it was just the tone of MY voice that they chose to ignore. Chores and homework were everyday struggles and punishments weren’t working. So, I decided to write an ongoing story, using them as the main characters. After a few weeks of that, I wasn’t sure which of us was enjoying it the most. So, I began to search the internet for organizations and conferences.

What has kept you in? Can you describe some of the high and low points?
I love it. I wish I’d started sooner. The lowest point was probably between 2005 and the end of Summer, 2006. I’d put a lot of time and money in to week-long conferences, expensive boot camps for writers, grueling workshops and of course, endless writing, but I still had no solid interest from the publishing world to show for it. I strongly considered quitting, believing that maybe I didn’t have what it took to be a children’s book writer.
The highest point was in the Fall of 2006, when I contacted Dara Sharif, former Editor for Scholastic and Read & Rise Magazines–whom I’d met at a conference in Kansas City several months prior. I emailed her, hoping she would give me some direction on a story I was working on at the time. She immediately emailed back, told me to send her the story, informed me that she had lots of things on her desk that needed her immediate attention, but she’d get to it as soon as she could. THEN, she mentioned a story I had written and read aloud during that Kansas City conference where we’d met — a story that was actually an assignment for a class I’d signed up for.
In that same email, she asked if that story was still available and if so, she was interested in purchasing it! ***insert everything you think I did out of excitement here***
She bought my homework! My first sell! That one moment became a validation of my efforts, my reason to keep writing, and I will always be grateful to Ms. Sharif for that special moment.

What publishing issues are important to you right now? What are you excited about?
Digital publishing is an important issue that I’m watching because I think it’s going to dramatically change things in the near future.
I’m excited about the rise of stories with persons of color as the main protagonist or antagonist. This was unheard of when I was growing up. I’m so excited for today’s child.

What are the challenges?
The challenge for me will always be to put out a novel that’s sellable, viewed by my publisher as profitable, and highly enjoyable to my audience.

Were there any people who played pivotal roles along the way?
Yes. There were so many that I took up a whole page naming them in the back of my debut novel!

What brings you joy?
My God brings me joy. My family brings me joy. Finishing a chapter or a scene that I was dreading, brings me joy. Traveling brings me joy. Any of the professional sports teams in Houston getting a win, brings me joy.

Some favorite books you’ve read lately?
Alvin Ho, Allergic to Girls, School and Other Scary Things by Lenore Look,
Around Our Way on Neighbor’s Day by Tameka Fryer Brown, If a Tree Falls at Lunch Period by Gennifer Choldenko.

What’s the best advice that you’ve gotten/or would like to give to writers today?

Get rid of that voice in your head that says, “I can’t.” That voice is full of crackers and cream cheese, and is not the voice of truth.
What can we look forward to seeing from you in the future?
More humorous stories for middle-graders.

What are you working on now?
Well, because Lamar is such a big-mouth in my head, I’ve had to switch and write a story about a girl. But, she’s hilarious and I’m having an awesome time helping her write her story!

Thanks so much, Crystal!

Visit Crystal online — you’ll be glad you did.

Praise for HOW LAMAR’S BAD PRANK WON A BUBBA-SIZED TROPHY:

“Cocky, sharp-tongued, and a known prankster, 13-year-old Lamar Washington is a protagonist readers won’t soon forget… Debut author Allen gives Lamar a singular (and often comically misguided) way with words …Under all the braggadocio is a boy with a big heart, and from the first sentence Lamar will have readers hooked.”
—Publishers Weekly, Starred Review

“This refreshing first novel is told in the first person with plenty of snappy dialogue by a smart African-American middle-schooler whose asthma has kept him out of the usual sports and whose older brother, a basketball star, consistently taunts him… This stands out for its unusual setting and smooth integration of friendship and family concerns.”
—Kirkus Reviews

“From the opening line, “Since Saturday, I’ve fried Sergio like catfish, mashed him like potatoes, and creamed his corn in ten straight games of bowling…” Lamar’s self-aggrandizing narration is fresh, funny and intriguing…”
—Children’s Literature

“Crystal Allen has the rare ability to make you laugh out loud one minute, and swell with tears the next. The ‘tween book world has a new hero—Lamar Washington—as well as a brilliant new author who’s bound to win a Bubba-sized trophy herself!”

—Neal Shusterman, author of Unwind, Bruiser and The Schwa Was Here

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25 Responses to Crystal Allen

  1. Lelac says:

    Just wanted to let you know I’m ordering the book from amazon as we speak. (:

  2. La Monica says:

    Gotta love Crystal Allen’s spirit! She and her character Lamar sound like people I’d want to get to know. Thank you TBB for the fantabulous introduction!

  3. tamekafbrown says:

    Definitely the best bio ever! :O :D

  4. tanita says:

    EXCELLENT bio! I just KNOW that there was all kinds of trouble gotten into by this author, and that fun and funky spirit will definitely shine through in her work. Can’t wait to read this and more!

    • Shhhh! Tanita, I think you know me better than you think you do! I WAS in to everything! Thanks for the comments and I hope you enjoy reading about Lamar! He actually gets in to more stuff than I did! :)

      Crystal

  5. Liana says:

    great interview! I def have to read this one

  6. Best bio for sure! I enjoyed your interview Crystal and I can’t wait to read your novel! -Ebony

  7. Karen Strong says:

    Ha, Crystal is hilarious! I know that readers everywhere are going to have fun spending time Lamar’s world.

    Great story of never giving up. Very inspirational for a writer. Crystal is right — that voice of doubt is full of crackers and cream cheese. :)

  8. Joel Osborne says:

    Hi Crystal
    I am lookng forward to reading your book,that I’m sure will be as enjoyable as your bio..Thanks for sharing your wonderful talents..You have a wonderful future ahead cousin….

  9. Truly enjoyed this interview, Crystal! Your bio is just too funny . . . I can just imagine you in 5th grade! I’m so looking forward to reading your novel . . . you are an INSPIRATIon! :)

    • Seriously, Crystal….you can’t imagine me in 5th grade. :) It was that bad… :) Thanks so much for reading my interview. And I’m so glad you found something in it to inspire you!

      Crystal

  10. kelstar71 says:

    Crystal,

    I’m so happy for you! So glad you stayed on the writing journey. Your voice is fresh, memorable and real. Love the story of how Lamar was born. Your testimony is inspiring. Wish you much success, my friend. Enjoy this special time. You deserve these blessings and much more.

  11. Kristi Bernard says:

    Sounds like a stellar childhood. I love the wig wearing episode. I had one of those myself. This is a very enlightening interview. I love to hear about the journey to publication. It keeps me inspired.

  12. Hey Kristi,

    Thanks for checking out my interview. Wow, you have a wig story, too? Geez. :) I’m so glad you enjoyed the interview and my path to publication. Hopefully one day we’ll meet and chat face-to-face!

    Crystal

  13. Great interview.
    Wonderful book!

  14. [...] Speaking of gems, debut novelist Crystal Allen is one of them herself.  She recently joined us at the Texas Library Association conference, and we all adored her.  She is laugh-out-loud funny and her enthusiasm is contagious.  Want to know more about her?  Check out her website where you can get added to her mailing list and read fun trivia about her.  You can also friend Crystal on Facebook and read this great interview with Crystal at The Brown Bookshelf. [...]

  15. […] also didn’t have an early interest in being a writer. This came later, Allen told The Brown Bookshelf, when Allen was a mother of two sons who acted tone deaf. Getting her sons to do chores and […]

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